What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.

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Life is wasted on the living.

Life is wasted on the living.

I may not have gone where I intended to go but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

I may not have gone where I intended to go but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do th

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Univer

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.

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    Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

    Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

    Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths

    Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths

    You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry.

    You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry.

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