Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that will.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever the goal is to create something that will.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

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    The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.

    The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.

    Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires cour

    Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires courage.

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