Women lie about their age, men lie about their income.

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Finishing a good book is like leaving a good friend.

Concentrate on your job and you will forget your other troubles.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.

Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.