If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat because we made civili

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Author: Orson Welles

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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism. What I hate is agnosticism, people who do not choose.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.