Funny Engagement Quotes and Wishes - Funny Congratulations

Beautiful image collection of funny engagement quotes, wishes and cards. Enjoy our funny congrats on engagement!

Technically and traditionally, engagement is known as the promise to marry. But practically, it is known as the promise and first step to lifelong slavery. Carry on!

So I guess you two are pretty serious then. Congrats!

People celebrate when they get out of prison. But you are celebrating the fact that you are turning yourself in, for life. Congratulations nevertheless, best of luck!

I am happy for your engagement news. I hope now you will learn cooking and cleaning. I will be your first guest to taste your food. Wish you a happy married life.

The bachelor brigade has lost one of their own. Congratulations to you buddy, but we are mourning the loss of a fallen soldier.

Engagement marks the apex of a relationship’s love and happiness. It’s all downhill from here. Congratulations.

Engaged is a synonym for busy. Now you can officially ward off your friends and family from disturbing you because you are ‘engaged.’ Best wishes to you!

It is a truly beautiful thing that you have finally found the one person that you want to spend the rest of your life annoying! Happy engagement!

 

I’m so happy you two got engaged! Congratulations for finally getting the right to officially love and annoy your partner for the rest of your life.

May your life together be filled with all the right ingredients: a heap of love, a dash of humor, a touch of romance, and a spoonful of understanding. Congratulations to you both!

Belated engagement wishes! I would have sent this on time but Facebook forgot to notify me.

Congratulations on your engagement. Enjoy this magical time between now and when reality smacks you in the face.

I hope you enjoy this engagement wishes message, because it is all I could afford!

Now that you’re engaged you will be “engaged” with a lot of different things. Listening, talking, doing the laundry and SEX!

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