It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her, before Father Time takes it away.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I love to travel, but hate to arrive.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

What it's like to be a parent: It's one of the hardest things you'll ever do but in exchange it teaches you the meaning of unconditional love.