Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.

Author: Mark Twain

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Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Any fool can know. The point is to understand.

The more pity that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Discipline divorced from wisdom is not true discipline, but merely the meaningless following of custom, which is only a disguise for stupidity.