Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat.

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.