All adventure is now reactionary.

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I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word "fair" in connection with income tax policies.

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.

A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'

The journey, not the arrival, matters.

Oh, the places you’ll go.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.

Nothing safe is worth the drive.