Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute.

Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!

You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.