Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

Good night and sweet dreams, my love!

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

Readers are advised to remember that the devil is a liar.