A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly science into superstition and art into pedantry. Hence

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

Oh the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.