In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
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I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."