America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.

In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo they will find she was wearing boxin

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

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    Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.

    Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.

    We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

    We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

    It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

    It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

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