Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho MarxA doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months.
Henny YoungmanMy son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time when you get out of bed it's feet first!
Henny YoungmanMuch of your pain is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.
Kahlil GibranEach year millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
Dave BarryI went to medical school because I wanted to ask the big questions. Do we have a soul? Does God exist? What happens after death?
Deepak ChopraActing is the best medicine in the world - if you're not feeling well it goes away because you are busy thinking about something that isn't yourself. We actors are very fortunate people.
Ingrid BergmanAnd I'm going to work as hard as I can... for cancer research and hopefully, maybe, we'll have some cures and some breakthroughs. I'd like to think I'm going to fight my brains out to be back here again next year for the Arthur Ashe recipient. I want to give it next year!
Jim ValvanoAmerica is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John BarrymoreThe Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same but the medical practice changes.
Mark TwainSome critics will write 'Maya Angelou is a natural writer' - which is right after being a natural heart surgeon.
Maya AngelouDeath is the liberator of him whom freedom cannot release, the physician of him whom medicine cannot cure, and the comforter of him whom time cannot console.
Charles Caleb Colton