A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months.
Henny YoungmanEvery human being is the author of his own health or disease.
BuddhaMy son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time when you get out of bed it's feet first!
Henny YoungmanI'm so mean, I make medicine sick.
Muhammad AliMuch of your pain is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.
Kahlil GibranEach year millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
Dave BarryWater, air and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.
Napoleon BonaparteI went to medical school because I wanted to ask the big questions. Do we have a soul? Does God exist? What happens after death?
Deepak ChopraAnd I'm going to work as hard as I can... for cancer research and hopefully, maybe, we'll have some cures and some breakthroughs. I'd like to think I'm going to fight my brains out to be back here again next year for the Arthur Ashe recipient. I want to give it next year!
Jim ValvanoAmerica is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John BarrymoreSome critics will write 'Maya Angelou is a natural writer' - which is right after being a natural heart surgeon.
Maya AngelouI'm thankful for the incredible advances in medicine that have taken place during my lifetime. I almost certainly wouldn't still be here if it weren't for them.
Billy GrahamIf you want total security go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care, and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.
Dwight D. EisenhowerScience may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings.
Helen KellerMedicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it.
OvidPatience. Doctors need more patience, not patients.
Sai BabaThe medicine increases the disease.
VirgilGenes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.
Dave BarryVaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
Samuel ButlerWater is the medicine for indigestion, it is invigorating when the food that is eaten is well digested, it is like nectar when drunk in the middle of a dinner, and it is like poison when taken at the end of a meal.
ChanakyaIf your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
Satchel PaigePreventive medicine isn't part of a physician's everyday routine which is spent dispensing drugs and performing surgery.
Deepak ChopraThere's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis DillerWhen any educational or medical institution is established, the sole aim is to make a business out of it. There are only a few who are ready to set up such institutions to provide free facilities for the poor.
Sai BabaMedicine heals doubts as well as diseases.
Karl MarxIn almost every profession - whether it's law, or journalism, finance, or medicine, or academia, or running a small business - people rely on confidential communications to do their jobs. We count on the space of trust that confidentiality provides. When someone breaches that trust we are all worse off for it.
Hillary ClintonI told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny YoungmanMedicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress, when I get tired of one I spend the night with the other.
Anton ChekhovThe best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Josh BillingsThe same person has come to Me seeking success at the examination then a job then a father-in-law then a child then a rise in the salary a transfer in a cheaper place and a seat in the Medical College for his son - a never ending series of wants until at last he comes seeking My Grace for an end to worldly pursuits and for initiation into the path of spirituality.
Sai BabaHow incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
C. S. LewisWe Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it
Dave BarryMedicine to produce health must examine disease, and music to create harmony must investigate discord.
PlutarchThe poets did well to conjoin Music And Medicine in Apollo: because the office of medicine is but to tune this curious harp of man's body and to reduce it to harmony.
Francis BaconWe may have found a cure for most evils, but we have found no remedy for the worst of them, all the apathy of human beings.
Helen KellerLearning is a friend on the journey, a wife in the house, medicine in sickness, and religious merit is the only friend after death.
ChanakyaThe art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
VoltaireTo array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
Henry Ward BeecherYou know if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough I would be convinced we're in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed.
Ronald ReaganThese technologies can make life easier can let us touch people we might not otherwise. You may have a child with a birth defect and be able to get in touch with other parents and support groups get medical information the latest experimental drugs. These things can profoundly influence life. I'm not downplaying that.
Steve JobsThe poets did well to conjoin music and medicine because the office of medicine is but to tune the curious harp of man's body.
Francis BaconThe example of the raft shows dharmas should be treated as provisional as means to an end. The same holds good of emptiness too the negation of dharmas. This corollary has elsewhere been illustrated by the simile of medicine which can heal any ill
BuddhaHIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it.
Princess DianaThe only medicine for suffering crime and all other woes of mankind is wisdom. Teach a man to read and write and you have put into his hands the great keys of the wisdom box. But it is quite another thing to open the box.
Thomas HuxleyThere is no medicine like hope no incentive so great and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
Orison Swett MardenSurely every medicine is an innovation and he that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils.
Francis BaconI have to tell you the things I have told you often before, for until digestion is well established medicine has to be taken.
Sai BabaLet me recommend the best medicine in the world: a long journey at a mild season through a pleasant country in easy stages.
James MadisonMedicines are only fit for old people.
Napoleon BonaparteA wise man should not divulge the formula of a medicine which he has well prepared, an act of charity which he has performed, domestic conflicts, private affairs with his wife, poorly prepared food he may have been offered, or slang he may have heard.
ChanakyaWe should secure and keep the following: the blessings of meritorious deeds wealth grain the words of the spiritual master and rare medicines. Otherwise life becomes impossible.
ChanakyaModern medicine for all its advances knows less than 10 percent of what your body knows instinctively.
Deepak ChopraWhen I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henny YoungmanA Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
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