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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months.
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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays I go Fridays.
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