A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six mo Henny Youngman Quotes
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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months.

Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please".

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