A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

Author: Josh Billings

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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Life is short but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

Good night and sweet dreams, my love!

He who would travel happily must travel light.

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.