A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights do

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

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    I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

    People don’t take trips, trips take people.

    People don’t take trips, trips take people.

    People are people and sometimes we change our minds.

    People are people and sometimes we change our minds.

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