A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.

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If you think there's a solution you're part of the problem

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If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

Some people see things that are and ask Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask Wh

Some people see things that are and ask "Why?" Some people dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?" Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

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