If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!
John WatersA lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
George CarlinA home without books is a body without soul.
Marcus Tullius CiceroIf you want to conquer fear don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
Dale CarnegieIf you want to change the world, go home and love your family.
Mother TeresaHuman beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness, but not loneliness. It is the worst of all tortures, the worst of all sufferings.
Paulo CoelhoThe mother is the pillar of the home, of society, of the nation, and so of humanity itself.
Sai BabaI long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.
Maya AngelouOne never reaches home, but wherever friendly paths intersect the whole world looks like home for a time.
Herman HesseMy home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world.
Billy GrahamHome life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
George Bernard ShawAmerica cannot continue to lead the family of nations around the world if we suffer the collapse of the family here at home.
Mitt RomneyHaving a home, husband and child ought to be enough for any woman's life. I mean, that's what we are meant for, isn't it? But still I think every day is a lost day. As if only half of me is alive. The other half is pressed down in a bag and suffocated.
Ingrid BergmanGod is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk.
Meister EckhartPerhaps it is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad.
James MadisonA man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman, than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene DietrichI can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.
Stephen KingThe means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home.
James MadisonFor a man who no longer has a homeland, writing becomes a place to live.
Theodor W. AdornoColleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob DylanA man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset MaughamA girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney DangerfieldThe land created me. I'm wild and lonesome. Even as I travel the cities, I'm more at home in the vacant lots.
Bob DylanAny woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.
Margaret ThatcherIt is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad.
James MadisonLove begins at home and it is not how much we do... but how much love we put in that action.
Mother TeresaAfrica for the Africans... at home and abroad!
Marcus GarveyAll philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
Samuel ButlerDo not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home.
Winston ChurchillI would like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could anywhere borrow another life to spend at home.
William HazlittBasically I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.
Bette DavisHomer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
AristotleThe strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
ConfuciusBut you know you can't be a star at home.
Jim CarreyBefore deciding to retire stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.
Bill CopelandHe is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheI used to take my short stories to girls' homes and read them to them. Can you imagine the reaction, reading a short story to a girl instead of pawing her?
Ray BradburyGo to foreign countries and you will get to know the good things one possesses at home.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheHaving abandoned the ways of darkness, let the wise follow the light. Having come from home to homelessness, let him enjoy the bliss of solitude so difficult to achieve.
BuddhaA smile abroad is often a scowl at home.
Alfred Lord TennysonThe loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or imagined, from abroad.
James MadisonAdvertising nourishes the consuming power of men. It sets up before a man the goal of a better home, better clothing, better food for himself and his family. It spurs individual exertion and greater production.
Winston ChurchillAll gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings and so give them the power to pull ours.
Aldous HuxleyPeople of age object too much consult too long adventure too little repent too soon and seldom drive business home to it's conclusion but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Francis BaconIf a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Woodrow WilsonAlways there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it.
Douglas MacArthurHome is a name, a word, it is a strong one, stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to in the strongest conjuration.
Charles DickensListen carefully to what country people call mother wit. In those homely sayings are couched the collective wisdom of generations.
Maya AngelouDecorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
Charles M. SchulzI believe the home and marriage is the foundation of our society and must be protected.
Billy GrahamCharity begins at home and justice begins next door.
Charles DickensHow much a dunce that has been sent to roam excels a dunce that has been kept at home.
William CowperWhen you want to do your homework, fill out your tax return, or see all the choices for a trip you want to take, you need a full-size screen.
Bill GatesDon't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner by the fireside with your slippers on your feet?
Oliver Wendell HolmesHome is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Robert FrostA poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness.
Robert FrostThere is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.
Jane AustenOne small cat changes coming home to an empty house, to coming home.
Pam BrownHome is where you feel at home and are treated well.
Dalai LamaDo you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house that's what it means.
Henny YoungmanThe sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal.
C. S. LewisIf you have a sick or lonely person at home, be there. Maybe just to hold a hand, maybe just to give a smile, that is the greatest, the most beautiful work.
Mother TeresaLove and serve the homeland, do not hate or hurt the homeland of others.
Sai BabaI didn't have nothin' going for me... school, home... until I found something I loved, which was music, and that changed everything.
EminemWhoever wants music instead of noise, joy instead of pleasure, soul instead of gold, creative work instead of business, passion instead of foolery, finds no home in this trivial world of ours.
Herman HesseLet architects sing of aesthetics that bring Rich clients in hordes to their knees, Just give me a home in a great circle dome Where stresses and strains are at ease.
R. Buckminster FullerPeople who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.
Zig ZiglarProducing is so exciting because you can enable things to happen whether it's like discovering a filmmaker who you're taking a chance on protecting a battle and driving home at the end of the day just going 'I'm so glad I stayed late at work and fought hard for that. Had my passion. Won that battle.'
Drew BarrymoreA house divided against itself cannot stand.
Abraham LincolnInaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
Dale CarnegieIn the past decade or so the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner which they learned in Wood Shop, eventually when enough things in the home are broken they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
Dave BarryMy essays . . . come home to men's business and bosoms.
Francis BaconThose who visit foreign nations but associate only with their own country-men change their climate but not their customs. They see new meridians but the same men, and with heads as empty as their pockets return home with traveled bodies but untravelled minds.
Charles Caleb ColtonMy wife met me at the door, the other night, in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney DangerfieldI'm no longer just a candidate. I'm the President. I know what it means to send young Americans into battle for I have held in my arms the mothers and fathers of those who didn't return. I've shared the pain of families who've lost their homes and the frustration of workers who've lost their jobs.
Barack ObamaFor more than four decades the Libyan people have been ruled by a tyrant - Moammar Gaddafi. He has denied his people freedom exploited their wealth murdered opponents at home and abroad and terrorized innocent people around the world - including Americans who were killed by Libyan agents.
Barack ObamaIt is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls seize the opportunities and get back home by six o'clock.
Woody AllenBe in the world like a maid servant in a rich man's house. The maid servant deals with all the objects and things always knowing that nothing belongs to her and that this is not her true home.
Sai BabaFollow your cultural and religious customs in your own home, but do not attempt to impose them on society. Rather than this, love each person as your own brother or sister, not seeing him or her as belonging to another creed, religion or country.
Sai BabaThose men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad who are under the discipline of shrews at home.
Washington IrvingIf I don't feel confident about my body I'm not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself and not do something about it. It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up motivating yourself and just doing it.
Kim KardashianI believe that being successful means having a balance of success stories across the many areas of your life. You can't truly be considered successful in your business life if your home life is in shambles.
Zig ZiglarService is God. Why has God endowed man with a body a mind and an intellect ? Feel with the mind plan with the intelligence and use the body to serve those who are in need of service. Offer that act of service to God, worship home with that Flower.
Sai BabaMoney is the worst currency that ever grew among mankind. This sacks cities this drives men from their homes this teaches and corrupts the worthiest minds to turn base deeds.
SophoclesThere is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues the most dominating virtues of human society are created strengthened and maintained
Winston ChurchillI like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
Lily TomlinKeep your home and its environs clean, it will ensure health and happiness for you and for society.
Sai BabaSome men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast going to work coming home petting the dog watching TV kissing the kids and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.
Hedy LamarrBeing a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour she can hurt you.
Erma BombeckCome home to men's business and bosoms.
Francis BaconWomen are the makers of the home the nation and the world. You are the mothers who shape the generation.
Sai BabaA father who is a chronic debtor, an adulterous mothe,r a beautiful wife, and an unlearned son are enemies (in one's own home).
ChanakyaThere's a continuity between what I care about in any form: I care about it in my music in article-writing in how I dress in how I live in my relationships in how I navigate paparazzi how I decorate my home. There's such a continuity between everything that I don't really care what form it shows up in.
Alanis MorissetteIn this phenomenal world whatever pleasures and satisfactions one may derive elsewhere if there is no joy at home it becomes a veritable hell.
Sai BabaLet us form one body one heart and defend to the last warrior our country our homes our liberty and the graves of our fathers.
TecumsehOnce you get a spice in your home you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Erma BombeckTo me this world is all one continued vision of fancy or imagination and I feel flattered when I am told so. What is it sets Homer Virgil and Milton in so high a rank of art? Why is the Bible more entertaining and instructive than any other book? Is it not because they are addressed to the imagination which is spiritual sensation and but immediately to the understanding or reason?
William BlakeMen of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Dale CarnegieDeath is a friend of ours, and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.
Francis BaconI am so convinced of the advantages of looking at mankind instead of reading about them and of the bitter effects of staying at home with all the narrow prejudices of an Islander that I think there should be a law amongst us to set our young men abroad for a term among the few allies our wars have left us.
Lord ByronMahomet made the people believe that he would call a hill to him and from the top of it offer up his prayers for the observers of his law. The people assembled. Mahomet called the hill to come to him again and again, and when the hill stood still he was never a whit abashed but said 'If the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill'.
Francis BaconThe rulers of the state are the only persons who ought to have the privilege of lying either at home or abroad, they may be allowed to lie for the good of the state.
PlatoDo not consider any act of service as demeaning. Sweeping the streets for example is not below your dignity. Do you not sweep the floor of your homes? Do you not scrub and wash off dirt? When you undertake such tasks the villagers will also gladly share in them. Why feel ashamed to be good? The ridicule that may be cast on you has been the reward of many saints. It will soon fade away. Muhammad was driven out of Mecca by those who could not appreciate his teachings. Jesus was crucified. But their names resound in the heart of millions.
Sai BabaWhen your time comes to die be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
TecumsehFriendship between equals flourishes service under a king is respectable it is good to be business-minded in public dealings and a handsome lady is safe in her own home.
ChanakyaThe war is dreadful. It is the business of the artist to follow it home to the heart of the individual fighters - not to talk in armies and nations and numbers - but to track it home.
David Herbert LawrenceMahomet made the people believe that he would call a hill to him . . . when the hill stood still he was never a whit abashed but said 'If the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill.'
Francis BaconFor those who have come here illegally they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card they will be treated like everybody else.
Mitt RomneyThe home is heaven itself.It is the duty of women to maintain it as such.
Sai BabaThere's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say oh God I've got to see my friends 'cause I'm too content being by myself.
Drew BarrymoreThe strongest influences in my life and my work are always whomever I love. Whomever I love and am with most of the time or whomever I remember most vividly. I think that's true of everyone don't you?
Tennessee WilliamsSo long as I'm Commander-in-Chief, we will sustain the strongest military the world has ever known. When you take off the uniform we will serve you as well as you've served us - because no one who fights for this country should have to fight for a job or a roof over their head or the care that they need when they come home.
Barack ObamaThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young you get a gold watch you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs alcohol you party you get ready for high school. You go to grade school you become a kid you play you have no responsibilities you become a little baby you go back into the womb you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George CarlinSpend a few minutes every morning and evening in the Silence of your own shrine or home, spend them with the highest of all the Powers that you know of. Be in His elevating and Inspiring company, worship Him mentally, offer unto Him all the work you do, you will come out of the silence nobler and more heroic than when you went in.
Sai Baba