The Super Bowl isn't for kids I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

The biggest seller is cookbooks, and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business, because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

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