The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business, because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged, it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
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