I don't like food that's too carefully arranged, it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

The biggest seller is cookbooks, and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries t

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business, because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

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