I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.

Author: Mark Twain

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Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.

I don't count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re the only ones that count.

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.