I don't count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re the only ones that count.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't.

To lengthen thy life lessen thy meals.

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

I hate working out - I have to mentally push myself through it. I can get very whiny saying things like 'I can't do it!'

I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street.

He's conservative, but when he needs to be competitive he's a killer. He has an amazing engine.

Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.

I guess I don't so much mind being old as I mind being fat and old.

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.

It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat.

A healthy body is a guest chamber for the soul: a sick body is a prison.

Fatigue makes cowards of us all.

Fatigue is the best pillow.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.