My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Laugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you’ll gradually get used to it.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.

Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.

Graphic design is the paradise of individuality eccentricity, heresy, abnormality, hobbies and humors.

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you, but particularly don't tell them where they know the fish.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

I'll publish right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.