Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark TwainBut who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark TwainThere is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman some strange influence even if one is not in love with them which I cannot at all account for having no very high opinion of the sex. But yet I always feel in better humor with myself and every thing else if there is a woman within ken.
Lord ByronThe first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark TwainDon't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and teach your men to laugh--get good humor under fire--war is a game that's played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.
Winston ChurchillIf you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Mark TwainMy lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have and sarcastic and hopeful humorous rebuttles towards cliche bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I meean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt CobainHumor has been the balm of my life but it's been reserved for those close to me not part of the public Lana.
Lana Turner