Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

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Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

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    The only way to escape the corruptible effect of praise is to go on working.

    The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history. - George Orwell Quote

    The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.

    Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

    Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends. 

    I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

    I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

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