God works wonders now and then, Behold a lawyer an honest man.

Author: Benjamin Franklin

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Well done is better than well said.

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.

By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail.

The only way to escape the corruptible effect of praise is to go on working.

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.