I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers 'nothing personal, your name just happened to come up'.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

I love to travel, but hate to arrive.

People don’t take trips, trips take people.