God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster that we are thinking faster too.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

The only way to escape the corruptible effect of praise is to go on working.

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want.