You know what I hate? Indian givers... no I take that back.

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

Author: Emo Philips

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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky but there's never any gum under any of them.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I'm a great lover I'll bet.

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

I love to travel, but hate to arrive.

Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong.