Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

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You know what I hate? Indian givers... no I take that back.

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky but there's never any gum under any of

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky but there's never any gum under any of them.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I'm a great lover I'll bet.

I'm a great lover I'll bet.

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