You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons but at the very least you need a beer.

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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

If you want to get laid go to college. If you want an education go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

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