Big doors swing on little hinges.

Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

Do every act of your life as if it were your last.

Geographically Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan I know he's going to vote against me.

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Let freedom never perish in your hands.

Friendship is two-sided. It isn't a friend just because someone's doing something nice for you. That's a nice person. There's friendship when you do for each other. It's like marriage - it's two-sided.

There is an idea abroad among moral people that they should make their neighbors good. One person I have to make good: Myself. But my duty to my neighbor is much more nearly expressed by saying that I have to make him happy if I may.

My range is limited.

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