Big doors swing on little hinges.
W. Clement StoneNever go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Calvin CoolidgeDo every act of your life as if it were your last.
Marcus AureliusGeographically Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
Dave BarryWhenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan I know he's going to vote against me.
Harry S. TrumanEverything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will RogersLet freedom never perish in your hands.
Joseph AddisonFriendship is two-sided. It isn't a friend just because someone's doing something nice for you. That's a nice person. There's friendship when you do for each other. It's like marriage - it's two-sided.
John WoodenThere is an idea abroad among moral people that they should make their neighbors good. One person I have to make good: Myself. But my duty to my neighbor is much more nearly expressed by saying that I have to make him happy if I may.
Robert Louis StevensonMy range is limited.
Bob Dylan