Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
George CarlinThe only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.
Satchel PaigeCop didn't see it I didn't do it!
George CarlinI myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.
William BlakeMy mind seems to have become a kind of machine for grinding general laws out of large collections of facts.
Charles DarwinChains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken.
Warren BuffettGays are some of the nicest kindest most loving people in the world.
Joel OsteenIn South Florida we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up.
Dave BarryI didn't try to copy my dad or fit into the pressure or the mold that everybody tried to make me fit into.
Joel OsteenAs a cure for worrying work is better than whiskey.
Ralph Waldo Emerson