You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
Albert EinsteinFrom birth man carries the weight of gravity on his shoulders. He is bolted to earth. But man has only to sink beneath the surface and he is free.
Jacques Yves CousteauLove is metaphysical gravity.
R. Buckminster FullerAs vivacity is the gift of women, gravity is that of men.
Joseph AddisonGravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Dave BarryHumor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor, for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
AristotleGravitation has existed on earth since we do not know when. It had its origin along with the Creation of the Earth.
Sai BabaMagnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
Dave BarryFive things constitute perfect virtue: gravity, magnanimity, earnestness, sincerity, kindness.
Confucius