I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise Andy Rooney Quotes
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

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