If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Author: Andy Rooney

Also found in:

The biggest seller is cookbooks, and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business, because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

I've never let anyone talk me into not believing in myself.

I try not to speak about all the charities and people I help, because I believe we can only be truly generous when we expect nothing in return.

Road of life is rocky and you may stumble too, so while you talk about me, someone else is judging you.

You speak an infinite deal of nothing.