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The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

When love is not madness it is not love.

Pedro Calderon de la Barca

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

Being crazy isn't enough.

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

I have found both freedom and safety in my madness; the freedom of loneliness and the safety from being understood, for those who understand us enslave something in us.

Kahlil Gibran

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.

Ernest Hemingway

There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world, which is crazy.

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

Niels Bohr

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.

John F. Kennedy

We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.

Niels Bohr

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

John Steinbeck

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay you're ugly too.

Rodney Dangerfield

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

Aristotle

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Mitch Hedberg

One is very crazy when in love.

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride and nothing is guaranteed.

Eminem

Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.

What frightens us most in a madman is his sane conversation.

The world's crazy when it comes to beauty.

It's crazy to take little in between jobs just because they look good on your resume. That's like saving sex for your old age. Do what you love and work for whom you admire the most, and you've given yourself the best chance in life you can.

Warren Buffett

If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.

Marlene Dietrich

Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx

I live in a crazy time.

To the sober person adventurous conduct often seems insanity.

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

Mad adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

Charlie Sheen

Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.

Alan Watts

This is very midsummer madness.

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.

Kahlil Gibran

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

Madness, in a higher sense, is the beginning of all wisdom.

I've always been mad about cats.

If you're going to be crazy you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain

Tell me do you think I'm going mad? I sometimes wonder, you know.

There is no way I can go back there (France). I would be crazy, so why don't we all just say I am not going back.

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.

I love Dolce & Gabbana. I love Versace. I love the crazy more eccentric stuff.

Lady Gaga

Who other than a crazy person does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.

When Jesus comes back these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

Henny Youngman

I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more of course.

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

Albert Einstein

Elizabeth Taylor is gorgeous, beautiful, and she still is today, I'm crazy about her.

They've got this crazy actor who's 82 years old up there in a suit. I was a mayor and they're probably thinking I know how to give a speech, but even when I was mayor I never gave speeches. I gave talks.

There are certain people who elicit a really passionate response. It's crazy. That's my Alexander Wang theory.

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

It's crazy, it's crazy man. That's way out in left field.

I gotta tell you ... It's pretty crazy when you think about taking whatever's on the other end of that line and bringing it in here.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.

O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven! Keep me in temper, I would not be mad!

Yeah that was crazy. That could have made it a two-point game which is right where we wanted to be.

Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.

Douglas Adams

Everyone got kind of crazy with me mentioning I was in love with a woman.

'But I don't want to go among mad people ' said Alice. 'Oh you can't help that ' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

The Stones also still have a huge following. Mick Jagger leaps around like a crazy dude. And Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts are playing great too.

Madness is badness of spirit when one seeks profit from all sources.

I was never into the boy crazy thing because I was very focused on my career.

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.

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