When love is not madness it is not love.
Pedro Calderon de la BarcaWhen dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Herman HesseThere is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich NietzscheI have found both freedom and safety in my madness; the freedom of loneliness and the safety from being understood, for those who understand us enslave something in us.
Kahlil GibranStupidity often saves a man from going mad.
Oliver Wendell HolmesMen aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Barbara de AngelisPound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.
Ernest HemingwayYour theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
Niels BohrAny man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.
Dwight D. EisenhowerNo doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.
W. C. FieldsI've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John SteinbeckMy psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay you're ugly too.
Rodney DangerfieldNo great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.
AristotleNo excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
AristotleOne is very crazy when in love.
Sigmund FreudThe truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride and nothing is guaranteed.
EminemCrazy old people are our entire source of polling information.
P. J. O'RourkeWhat frightens us most in a madman is his sane conversation.
Anatole FranceIf there is a supreme being, he's crazy.
Marlene DietrichI live in a crazy time.
Anne FrankTo the sober person adventurous conduct often seems insanity.
AristotleDreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.
Sigmund FreudMad adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Ambrose BierceJesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.
Alan WattsA newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
H. L. MenckenThey deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.
Kahlil GibranThere is no great genius without a mixture of madness.
AristotleI've always been mad about cats.
Vivien LeighIf you're going to be crazy you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. ThompsonTell me do you think I'm going mad? I sometimes wonder, you know.
Paul CezanneThere is no way I can go back there (France). I would be crazy, so why don't we all just say I am not going back.
Lance ArmstrongI used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.
Jim CarreyWho other than a crazy person does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.
P. J. O'RourkeWhen Jesus comes back these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike TysonHow to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
Henny YoungmanI praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more of course.
Jim CarreyA question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert EinsteinThey've got this crazy actor who's 82 years old up there in a suit. I was a mayor and they're probably thinking I know how to give a speech, but even when I was mayor I never gave speeches. I gave talks.
Clint EastwoodThere are certain people who elicit a really passionate response. It's crazy. That's my Alexander Wang theory.
Taylor SwiftIt's crazy, it's crazy man. That's way out in left field.
Kobe BryantI gotta tell you ... It's pretty crazy when you think about taking whatever's on the other end of that line and bringing it in here.
Dave BarryYeah that was crazy. That could have made it a two-point game which is right where we wanted to be.
Kobe BryantTotally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
Douglas AdamsEveryone got kind of crazy with me mentioning I was in love with a woman.
Angelina Jolie'But I don't want to go among mad people ' said Alice. 'Oh you can't help that ' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
Lewis CarrollI was never into the boy crazy thing because I was very focused on my career.
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