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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

The biggest seller is cookbooks, and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries t

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business, because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

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    You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

    You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

    It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

    It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

    Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.

    Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.

    You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God.

    You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God.

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