My songs are like my children - I expect them to support me when I'm old.

Author: Dolly Parton

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I love story songs because I've always loved books.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

I'm just a simple country girl.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.