Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.

None are more unjust in their judgments of others than those who have a high opinion of themselves.

If you would take, you must first give, this is the beginning of intelligence.

Men's vows are women's traitors!

Memory is the mother of all wisdom.

No man is great enough or wise enough for any of us to surrender our destiny to. The only way in which anyone can lead us is to restore to us the belief in our own guidance.

Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends.

Well begun is half done.

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

'Tis the sharpness of our mind that gives the edge to our pains and pleasures.

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