The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

My birthday is the date when divinity blossoms in your heart.

Do not forget birthdays. This is in no way a propaganda for a larger population.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

The return of my birthday if I remember it fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Birthdays don't really matter much anymore ... for me I sort of have a new birthday and that's October 2nd the day I was diagnosed ... the day we all sort of look to and mark these milestones by one year two year five year 10 year. Hopefully I have a 50 year.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents you know.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Celebrate the Birthday in your own village. You need not travel long distances to where I physically am!

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Great dad. Yeah he would ask me for money on birthdays and you know inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off like 'You're not a father.' I just learned you cannot emotionally invest in people who are not attainable.

Just hit my 75th birthday I'm feeling great!

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda. Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday.

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever and we'll meet now and then when we wish in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.

Let all beings in all the worlds be happy). Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you.