If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

It is a strange trade that of advocacy. Your intellect, your highest heavenly gift, is hung up in the shop window like a loaded pistol for sale.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Potentially a government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.

A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself an architect.

It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do, but what humanity reason and justice tell me I ought to do.

One thing i don't understand is sex is legal and selling things is legal, but selling sex is illegal.

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand they do less easily move against him believing that he has the gods on his side.

If government were a product selling it would be illegal.

It is a maxim among these lawyers that whatever hath been done before may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

If it's illegal to rock and roll throw my ass in jail!

Advertising is legalized lying.

The duty of government is to leave commerce to its own capital and credit as well as all other branches of business protecting all in their legal pursuits granting exclusive privileges to none.

If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

Obama had the audacity to say 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen torture in the United States has always been illegal.

People have to stop employing illegal immigrants.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

I am you know adamantly against illegal immigration.

When the President does it that means that it's not illegal.

Stopping illegal immigration would mean that wages would have to rise to a level where Americans would want the jobs currently taken by illegal aliens.

You cannot have maternal health without reproductive health. And reproductive health includes contraception and family planning and access to legal safe abortion.

Gambling is legal and betting is legal for what I bet.

We don't seem to be able to check crime so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.

The legal system is often a mystery and we its priests preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens.

I did not consume any food drink or product from any of the hotels for fear of sabotage. The cooler was full of incredibly top-secret and potentially illegal water cereals jams bread salt pepper butter etc.

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.

I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system if people want to kill themselves they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.

In terms of the legal matter of creating a contract between two people that's called marriage and allowing them to live together with the protection of law it seems to me is the way we should be moving in this country.

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.

We know in New York we have several million at any one time who are in New York illegally.

People tend to associate anyone who looks and behaves differently with illegal or immoral activity.

Both free speech rights and property rights belong legally to individuals but their real function is social to benefit vast numbers of people who do not themselves exercise these rights.

After the chaos and carnage of September 11th it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers.

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

For those who have come here illegally they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card they will be treated like everybody else.

The United States strongly condemns the illegal disclosure of classified information. It puts people's lives in danger, threatens our national security and undermines our efforts to work with other countries to solve shared problems.

In most communities it is illegal to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly. Should it not be considered serious international misconduct to manufacture a general war scare in an effort to achieve local political aims?