Learning n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge of things without parallel.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

The biggest seller is cookbooks, and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone.

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.