You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say ,so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

If you want to get laid go to college. If you want an education go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

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    We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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    Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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