But what is happiness, except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?
Albert CamusDo we not realize that self respect comes with self reliance?
Abdul KalamHumor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark TwainIf a man take no thought about what is distant he will find sorrow near at hand.
ConfuciusI take my wife everywhere but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny YoungmanDogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch HedbergIf you're going to be crazy you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson