A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I have my favorite cat who is my paperweight on my desk while I am writing.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

Cats are inquisitive but hate to admit it.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

In nine lifetimes you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

I'm not one of those complicated mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day taking what comes.

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Theology is never any help, it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.

What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love like the cat?

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house, to coming home.

A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

I've always been mad about cats.

Scalded cats fear even cold water.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people and many cats prefer people to other cats.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Let a man get up and say 'Behold, this is the truth' and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching, a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.

There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling.

'But I don't want to go among mad people ' said Alice. 'Oh you can't help that ' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.

We used to feel like the cat playing with the mouse. Now we feel more like the mouse trying to be fast enough, because the attackers are becoming much more like the cat.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

There is a cunning which we in England call "the turning of the cat in the pan," which is when that which a man says to another, he lays it as if another had said it to him.