A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho MarxTime spent with cats is never wasted.
Sigmund FreudI know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
Doug CouplandIf cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.
Doug CouplandGod is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
Pablo PicassoWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. HeinleinI have my favorite cat who is my paperweight on my desk while I am writing.
Ray BradburyThe clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. FieldsAnyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Robert A. HeinleinI care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Abraham LincolnI'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.
Bob DylanA man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark TwainIn nine lifetimes you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.
Michel de MontaigneLettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Will RogersWhen I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
Michel de MontaigneNever wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'RourkeTheology is never any help, it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
Robert A. HeinleinThe main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Mark TwainIf man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Mark TwainWhat do I care about the purring of one who cannot love like the cat?
Friedrich NietzscheOne small cat changes coming home to an empty house, to coming home.
Pam BrownA cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.
Pam BrownNo matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham LincolnI've always been mad about cats.
Vivien LeighScalded cats fear even cold water.
Thomas FullerLet a man get up and say 'Behold, this is the truth' and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching, a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.
Virginia WoolfWe used to feel like the cat playing with the mouse. Now we feel more like the mouse trying to be fast enough, because the attackers are becoming much more like the cat.
AristotleThe smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Leonardo da VinciThere is a cunning which we in England call "the turning of the cat in the pan," which is when that which a man says to another, he lays it as if another had said it to him.
Francis Bacon