A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I have my favorite cat who is my paperweight on my desk while I am writing.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

Cats are inquisitive but hate to admit it.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

In nine lifetimes you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.