Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1 000 MPG.

Europeans like some Americans drive on the right side of the road except in England where they drive on both sides of the road, Italy where they drive on the sidewalk, and France where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Man who open door for girlfriend reveal one thing... either car is new or girlfriend is.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen, with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it and puts in into an unlocked car.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.

Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines hotels and rental-car agencies yourself only to see the arrangements get all screwed up when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

A car is useless in New York - essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.

I'm gonna be making records anyway even if I had to sell 'em out of the trunk of my car. I'm that kind of musician and singer.

But I know Johan. Seven years in a row he's driven into Paris in car No. 1 and he doesn't want to drive in car No. 3 or 5 or 10.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I'm gone.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and find Falcon drivers who pressed down on their accelerators in 1963 and are still waiting for their cars to move.

The sky itself will have to be the roof of the auditorium of the future I will have to forego the car and even the airplane when I move from place to place for the crowds pressing around them will be too huge.

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.

The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.

Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.

All I can say is that when we got a phone call to ask if I was interested in driving the Pace Car at Indy it was a very short conversation. It was like 'Are you kidding? Of course.' It's a huge honor and something that I am very excited to do. Hopefully I cannot mess things up if that's possible.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast and stick it out the window.

If God drives a car He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.

Everything in life is somewhere else and you get there in a car.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines because I always had a car thing.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Most people have no concept of how an automatic transmission works yet they know how to drive a car. You don't have to study physics to understand the laws of motion to drive a car. You don't have to understand any of this stuff to use Macintosh.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice apartments but don't want to work hard to accomplish these things. Everyone should try to realize their full potential.

Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment you perform better when your thoughts feelings emotions goals and values are in balance.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time observe the hours of the universe not of the cars.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

I don't mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing 'Riding in Cars With Boys ' I wouldn't smile at anybody because my character Bev was angry at the world. I'm the opposite. Inside my head I'd be like God I'll explain to you at the end of shooting that I'm not this person.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.

When you first get money you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

Personally I just think rap music is the best thing out there period. If you look at my deck in my car radio you're always going to find a hip-hop tape, that's all I buy that's all I live that's all I listen to that's all I love.

Life is the car your heart is the key and God is the chauffeur.

Did ye not hear it? - No, 'twas but the wind / Or the car rattling o'er the stony street,/ On with the dance! let joy be unconfined, / No sleep till morn when Youth and Pleasure meet / To chase the glowing Hours with flying feet.

I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go I wanted to play. I did not want to go.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Design can never be an ultimate explanation for anything. It can only be a proximate explanation. A plane or a car is explained by a designer, but that's because the designer himself, the engineer is explained by natural selection.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for go live with a car battery.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

It's arguably one of the most famous sporting events in the world. Every year there can only be one guy to drive the pace car. For me to be selected and asked to come it's a huge honor.

Streetcar is a most wonderful wonderful play.

I know a lot about cars man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I've been asked to make an announcement ... There is a non-luxury car in the parking lot. We've been asked to remove it from the Sun Valley area.